Curse

Retribution X · Feb 02, 2006, 04:31 PM // 16:31

*Fires Phasers randomly into crowd, vaporizing people. Graps random person and assimalates them.*

I pwnd U · Feb 02, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43

"o hey guys srry i havent been around for awhile, all these new people in the bar have kinda kept me away for awhile. but no wrries i have returned!"
*grabs beer and roasted big, sits next to paul and nur, shoots rat(i think it was a rat), takes out match and tosses it at shadow wonder* "ooo looked what happened to shadow!"
<-----plz refer to my avatar

Two April Mornings · Feb 03, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35

*wonders what the hell teh avatar is, realizes he is drunk and doesn't give a sh*t, contineus drinking*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29

"next round is on me"
*shoots a rat (possibly one that is already dead)*

xxSilhouette · Feb 03, 2006, 01:43 AM // 01:43

*wakes up from previously being passed out*
*see's 3 live rats*
"where the hell did all the rat shooters go??"

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00

*sees three rats*
"they chose the wrong bar to live in"
*sneaks up on one and slits its throat*
*throws the dead body of afore mentioned rat at another rat*
*the second rat dies of a heart attack as i go for the last one*
*I take out my shot gun and dive behind a piano as it looks in this direction*
*he turns around and starts inspecting some strange gooey like substance*
*i sneak up behind him and put the shotgun up against his back*
"hey mouse, say cheese"
*boom!*
*sits down and drinks some more*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 03, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29

*tosses Labbatt's to Paul and pwnd(glad ya back), continues drinkin, eatin and shootin bat rastards.....

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33

*shoots a rat*
"remember that time I thought I was Sam Fisher (splinter cell) and I killed 3 rats? good times, good times..."
*drinks*

I pwnd U · Feb 03, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35

"thanks nur, just kinda got sidetracked and too many new guys here" *drinks beer and shoots rats*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

"don't let the new guys intimidate you with their numbers"
*shoots a rat*
*kicks a stool out from under a guy making him fall down*
"tee hee hee"
*drinks some more*

I pwnd U · Feb 03, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57

*numbers scare me....*
*drinks more laughs at guy on the floor, shoots him, then shoots a rat*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

"i know how you feel" (http://www.eveandersson.com/pi/digits/1000000.txt)
"anyways..."
*piles up alot of bottles of beer and throws a gernade at them*
KAAABOOOOM!!!
*drinks some beer*

I pwnd U · Feb 03, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09

*ahhhhh too many numbers!!!!!!drinks beer fast as can then falls down laughing at dead people*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 03:12 AM // 03:12

*laughs at Pwnd laughing at dead people*
*shoots a rat*

Knido · Feb 03, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

institutes laws of prohibition...pwned...

darkdragon99 · Feb 03, 2006, 06:33 AM // 06:33

*starts charging 10 bucks a bear*
*kills any cop who trys to stop him*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 03, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03

* has the bouncers toss Knido out on his kista (prohibition my A$$), just when Darkdragon was starting to fit in he forces me to beat him with roasted pigs feet..."I already paid for all the Labbatt's back when I ordered it, I'm not about to pay you for something I own." " Oh wait sorry Darkdragon you said BEAR, not BEER, my bad sorry about your eyes, here have some Labbatt's and roasted pig on me, no hard feelings eh?"*hands Darkdragon some pork and beer.......goes back to drinkin and being rowdy with my buds Paul and pwnd.....

Paul Mahdi · Feb 03, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59

*buys a bear and trains it to hate everything then I release it on the bar*
*drinks some more beer*

Omega Complex · Feb 03, 2006, 03:37 PM // 15:37

*buys bunny, trains it to eat bears*
*releases bunny on bar*
*knows pauls real fremen name* (yes, i am a nerd too)

*drinks more beer*

bulletsmile · Feb 03, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59

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